It’s finally summer! The sun is shining, the weather is warm and you can FINALLY start wearing some of those adorable flowy dresses that have been hanging out in your closet for the past 9 months, patiently waiting for their comeback! You excitedly zip it up (YAY! It still fits!) and you bounce out of the house, sunglasses in hand, confident that you look suitably summery and adorable! ….There’s one teeny-tiny detail you overlooked in your excitement to liberate the summer dress. Appropriate unmentionables. See, the thing we always forget about the adorable flowing summer dress is it’s arch nemesis. THE WIND. One gust of that blowy air can (and WILL) whip that traitorous garment right over your head, showing the world what kind of woman you really are! Lets run down the options, shall we?

Commando: If you’re the kind of woman who won’t be contained and prefer your privates free-range, Please remember in this situation there are likely children present and walking around! Don’t subject them to years of therapy… let their parents do that.

G-string/thong: Unless you’re expecting dollar bills (or more painfully, loonies) to be thrown at you at the park, maybe save these little numbers for almost every other outfit that will show panty-lines.

Bikini: Think of it this way.., If your dress IS going to blow up, you don’t want everyone knowing you’re boring.

Granny-panty: The most horrifying option of all. Sure, they’re roomy and comfy but much like the Twilight Series, nobody should know you enjoy them.

Boy-short: If you’re going to have a wind-related fashion faux pas, at least you’ll have a cute coverage that won’t end up with you having to move cities.

~C